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"Skeet, skeet. Motherfucker" - unknown

 

There’s a guy at the shopping centre I’m at who went to the bakery and bought 20 bread rolls and now his sitting outside eating and laughing..
Fucking whacked/10

kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me:

This would be you on top of me at the ass crack of dawn, all smiles while I’m probably drooling lol 

kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me:

This would be you on top of me at the ass crack of dawn, all smiles while I’m probably drooling lol 

(Source: the-lesbian-is-me)

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

lanalovve:

jessica-etcetera:

Omfg bloody love

This is my favourite thing.

and you can watch it here if you don’t get it. 

(Source: skaal)