"Skeet, skeet. Motherfucker" - unknown
There’s a guy at the shopping centre I’m at who went to the bakery and bought 20 bread rolls and now his sitting outside eating and laughing..
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.